To do this summer

Bearmanteau #3

Broadway Gold #2

ROAD SIGN FROM THE NEAR FUTURE

FOUND OBJECTS: Tony Danza’s to-do list: April 14th

come out and play

Great Moments in Boner History #2: Bonersaurus Rex

Approximately 68 million years ago, the Cretacous Period was rocked by one of the most cretacous creations of all-time: the very first fully-realized, thunderously-proportioned reptilian dong. The story of its inception is a familiar tale throughout history: Having watched with satisfaction as a fellow T-Rex slaughtered a rather resilient Brontosaurus in a particularly bloody encounter, the T-rex noticed a firm protrusion arising from its lower area. He also found that he had a sudden urge to “buy lupiderm” and “surf the internet”. Realizing that such concepts were beyond the comprehension of his minuscule frontal cortex and that neither activity would likely  be physically possible for at least another 67 million years, the phallus-pioneering beast returned to his adobe, thought about Cindy Crawford, and listened to some Metallica.

(artist's depiction, CENSORED)

Bearmanteau #2

Beware of cliff

bear with us…