hat’s off to a great value

today dr. koaladick went to a friendly neighborhood gas station and, after locating an arizona tea product (arnold palmer half and half with splenda: it kicked so much ass), asked the attendant a usual question: what’s the cheapest kind of cigarettes you have? unfortunately dr. koaladick lives in a city where cigarettes run $6 a […]

A moment of Introspection: vol. I

Dr. Koala Dick asks: Which Messiah are you? Answer all questions as honestly as possible, results below. My favorite food is: a) Duckb) Cakec) Riced) I don’t eat, I have a gambling problem. Its been a long day at work, you get home and your flatmates want to party, you: a) Take a quick shot […]