To Fuck With Tom Krog

war of the dance

Dear America, I think we both know it’s time we stop pussy-footing around the situation and start pussy-footing right into it. I am tired of the “War on Terror” and I think you are too. I’m ready for the “War on Terriers”– which I bet Fox News already has a graphic ready for. Regardless, it’s […]

Ice Age: The Campaign

Archaeologists recently found this relic during a dig in Slovakia. Carbon Dating indicates that it is approximately 150,000 years old. As always Koala Dick strives to bring you the latest in Archaeological news and once again, Mission Accomplished.

Gitmo Confessions: The Easter Bunny

1. “the easter bunny sleigh runs on abortions.”2. “if your rectum doesn’t hurt, it’s not easter!”3. “the cia invented carrots in the 80’s to keep rabbits poor.”4. “i spend 75 days out of the year impregnating the president’s day chicken to get all those eggs.”5. “those aren’t jelly beans, rabbit shit just tastes that good.”6. […]

Push This Button Or The Cripples Have Won

Ever walked by one of these buttons and wondered, ‘Why is it that I work hard all day to put food on my family’s table, using words like “workforce” and “payroll” and “jobsite,” watching “This Old House” and knowing what the fuck Kevin O’Connor is talking about, driving home in my American car and listening […]