Dr. Koala Dick
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Archive for November 2005

Dr. Koala Dick: For Your Information

November 30, 2005

*A new segement where the doctor lays down the science without even having to write sentences. Things This Kid is Allergic to: Peanuts, Cats, Bee Stings, Wheat, Gluton, Dragons, Caps Lock, Riding in the Back Seat, Doing Laundry, Driving, Going to Class Sober, Condoms, Having Sex With Ugly Girls, Voting, Shampoo, Going Down, Losing Socks, […]

menstruation station

November 18, 2005

dear science,can we please come up with a new word for this? vaginal bleeding is already gross enough without that ‘trua’ sound being involved. the last time i heard someone say this word i vomited all over a fucking bus. people thought that was gross, but i pointed at the person on the bus who […]